Jon Gosselin's BMW M3 (E46)

Eureka, I've found it. For about a month now, there have been rumors that Jon Gosselin traded his white Nismo for a black BMW.

Here is the video of his ride (go to 2:12). Judging by the rims, it looks like a 2005 or 2006 BMW M3 with the Competition Package. In light of his recent poor judgment in everything from dating partner to wardrobe, trading in the Nissan for the BMW was actually a relatively good move. First, the BMW has rear seats. It has a usable trunk. And finally, he bought it used and a 2006 can be had for less than $40,000, so it's not like he's totally blowing his (his kids') money.

Update 1: Here is Jon's Porsche SUV.

Update 2: Here is Jon's Mercedes SUV.